- other people: wow what a perfect morning for a run
- me: wow what a perfect morning to go the fuck back to sleep
why can’t phones charge themselves it’s 2013
YOU KNOW WHATS FUNNY AT 4AM
EVERYTHING
omg my brother just came n my room and threw a micheal jackson cd at me
and yelled
YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY
YOU’VE BEEN STRUCK BY
A SMOOOTH CRIMINAL
no you don’t reblog this it hit me in the face
UPDATE:
he came back in and said “annie you okay?”
whenever my mom criticizes me i yell “it’s probably genetic” and run out of the room as fast as i can
